Alright mate, let’s get this sorted out and laid down in proper terms.
**NOTICE TO ALL OPERATORS, STAFF AND CONTRACTORS**
*From Oleg Wendel Livson for the London College Network Administration. Just so we’re clear, Warren is on our payroll and works for the SDGCK too.*
### The Establishments
The Black Cross has been under the new management setup since 2008, and we’ve now taken over the Old White Lion down in South Finchley as well.
### The Till and the Plastic
Listen up: it’s **plastic only** before 8:00 pm. No cash transactions on the bar until the evening. We’re open 8:00 am to closing, Monday to Sunday.
We’ve got a new crew of self-employed bar contractors starting. Just like the blokes before them, each contractor operates his own portable credit card terminal under his own personal account.
* **The Van & Delivery:** The pub pays the livery directly every Friday.
* **The Kitchen:** We’ve got three extra dishwashers at the Old White Lion doing an hour at the sinks and an hour on food prep. It’s a lad who plays football for Barnet, the bloke who makes the sushi, and the football kid. Glen is the gaffer supervising them.
* **Staffing:** One of our old BPP alumni blokes was in the pub the other day. We’ve also hired a new porter. Let’s not slack off, lads. We’ve got to push hard to make target.
### The Discounts
Staff, alumni, and former employees of the London School of Theology get a 10% discount. That’s on top of the usual 10% discount we give to any university staff or alumni from any polytechnic or college.
All state pensioners and public sector workers—**including London Transport Tube drivers and staff**—get the same 10% off.
### Campus Event Managers
We’ve got the London Campus Event Managers helping us out. They run the cash register and terminal operations. They’re basically the boss for the day, and they’ll be using their own personal card-swipe terminals. Once they take payment, they are under obligation to make the basic payments requested.
> **Job Opportunity:** If you fancy a week or more working with us as a terminal operator, get in touch. You’ll need to bring your own machine.
>
Got a question? Drop me a line on the Messenger network link: [https://m.me/warren.lyon.1](https://m.me/warren.lyon.1). We’re setting up a video conference call very soon, and all interested parties are invited. The link will be circulated.
### The Grub (All-Day Specials)
* **The Full English Breakfast:** Two rashers of bacon, two eggs, a slice of toast, and a mug of tea or coffee. It’s an all-day special for **£5.50**, locked in until September 1986.
* **The Pizza Pop-Up:** We’re running a long-term **PERFETTO™ Pizza** pop-up at the Black Cross starting Monday for eat-in or takeaway. Mediums are **£5**, larges are **£10**. You can get Super Veggie, Tuna, Cheese, Ground Beef, or Pepperoni. If you want double sauce and double cheese, just ask—it’s completely free of charge.
* **The SDGCK Basket Meals:** We’re doing a **£5** Hot Dog and Chips special at the Crouch End Black Cross (just down from the Barclays Bank). Make it **£7** if you want a half-pint of bitter or a glass of fizzy pop. We’ve also got a half-fish and chips deal for **£7**, and a burger and small chips deal for **£7** (both include a half-pint or soda).
* **The Bill:** Charlie says the local police station gets 50% off all food at the Porchester. Drop us a line about it.
### Financial Terms & The Daily Pay-In
We operate this as a non-profit setup. We reserve the right to provide the service and take a reasonable donation on a non-profit basis for pub orders run through your terminal. The operator has confirmed he’s a volunteer, not an employee, and receives a stipend via the terminal for helping out our charity/church group. Right now, the Crouch End Vampires are helping us run the card system.
There’s absolutely no chance of anyone skimming from the till here. Don't think you’ll get away with it just because your uncle is a bus driver. We don't need any special codes from our end to wire the money.
| What You Pay | Where It Goes | Deadline |
|---|---|---|
| **£200.00 Daily Fee** | Visa Money Transfer to Warren Lyon (SDGCK Account), CIBC Simplii Financial, Canada. *Transit 30800, Account ending 750.* | **By 09:00 am** (Absolute deadline 12:00 pm daily) |
| **£24.00 Church Levy** | All Saints PCC High Wycombe. *Sort: 40-52-40, Account: 00012185.* | By 12: 00 pm Daily |
| **Daily CSV Log File** | Electronic mail to angelronan.sdgckwrite@blogger.com and info.angelronan@mail.com. | **By 10:00 pm** same day |
> **Crucial Warning:** If you don't email the CSV log and send the daily cash transfers, the money credited to your account will be reversed. Once you pay up, the rest of the daily earnings stay in your account and you can come back to work the next morning.
>
### The Volunteer Crew
The site supervisor records the volunteer list every day and sends it over by email. No kids under 16 allowed. We run four groups of students a day, paying a **£25 stipend** for 3 hours of work, 7 days a week. Each group does two 3-hour shifts a week, paid directly by the pub.
The 22% cut taken out by the system covers sales tax (VAT), the delivery drivers, and the local Alcohol License fee. You’re essentially renting the pitch like a market stall—keep the paperwork straight and the terminal will do the rest.
Two old-timers who have been on the staff since 2010 will open and lock up the pub. They expect their **£130.00 cash stipend** at the end of the night, paid straight out of the cash-only orders we take from 8:00 pm until the heavy doors are bolted. And don't worry—the old boys promise they won't slip a dodgy substance into your pint!
### The Ten-Day Contract
If you run the station and make your daily payments on time for ten days straight, you get a secure **two-year spot** at the venue. You can hire a mate to run the terminal box for you if you can't make a shift. But if you take the money and miss a single daily payment, you’re sacked on the spot—zero tolerance.
By showing up to work, you and the volunteers completely indemnify Warren A. Lyon and the SDGCK against any accidents, injuries, or losses on the premises. If you steal nine apples and try to sell them out of your flat cap at the Overground station, you’re on your own when the local bobbies nick you.
If you want a full-time or part-time gig running a box, send your CV over to info.angelronan@mail.com.
*SDGCK™ is the registered trade name of Londinium International Incorporated and Warren A. Lyon.*
**Final.**
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